my name is Gerson (pronounced Her-son). I'm Mexican/Salvadorean.
21 years old.
DMV area.
cynic by nature, hopeful realist by choice.
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dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 

Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.

I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.

Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.

For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.

I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, 
Mark Dutchster

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10 Daily Random Facts

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Stephen Hawking thinks aliens exist.

The lighter was invented before the match.

2014 marked the 30th anniversary of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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kingjaffejoffer:

But that’s none of my business

All kind of stones being hurled around these glass houses

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i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

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